On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel. But was awakened by a fart I did peel. And luckily it happened …
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
A thick brown cloud hangs in the air. Through its mass, I can’t even stare. I try to disperse and …
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …