No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
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Take The Plunge
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
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Happy Spew Rear
As we wish you a Happy Spew Rear… I release a fresh chocolate spear. It pierces the water with its …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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The Problematic Dangler
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
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The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
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Non-Human Poop
I just located the stinky source… Of a poop with no remorse. It was in the little kitties litter. And …
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The Brown Hurl
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …
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