Drop The Brown Anchor Me Farties!
A jolly good scrubbing was in order… After I polluted the lower deck water. The whole damn crew would grin …
A jolly good scrubbing was in order… After I polluted the lower deck water. The whole damn crew would grin …
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
I took a poop too big to flush. And regrettably, I was in a rush. Someone was waiting to poop …
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
The brown convict was restless. His desire for freedom, endless. He had to wait for the right time. To break …
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …