Drop The Brown Anchor Me Farties!
A jolly good scrubbing was in order… After I polluted the lower deck water. The whole damn crew would grin …
Pure Pooetry
Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
Pure Pooetry
I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
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A Tragic Flush
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
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I Hear You Knocking
I took a poop too big to flush. And regrettably, I was in a rush. Someone was waiting to poop …
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An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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The Brown Convict
The brown convict was restless. His desire for freedom, endless. He had to wait for the right time. To break …
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The Public Enemy
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …
Pure Pooetry
