Brown Blaster
You know what would be an utter disaster? While driving, unleashing the brown blaster. I’m talking about an explosion of …
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Brown Dreams
I’ve had a sickly feeling all weekend. A need to regurgitate from my rear end. An unpleasant cloud like a …
Pure Pooetry
Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
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Lactose Intolerance
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
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Smear Campaign
A sickening smear campaign. And a sudden brown rain. Ended my poolitical career. Bad mouthed by diarrhea. That my bowels …
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War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
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Baked Beans
Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you poop! Watch me shoot from my fleshy hoop! …
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I Sit, I Fart…
I sit, I fart, I begin to shart. I twerk, I hurt, my ass it burps. It’s loose, it sleuths, …
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