Chilly Session
Bowels are ready but cheeks are timid. If I don’t poop soon, butt will be livid. But the seat is …
Bowels are ready but cheeks are timid. If I don’t poop soon, butt will be livid. But the seat is …
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
Imagine being imprisoned in a tomb… But it’s more like a stinky toilet room. In this room is the stench …
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
Once again it’s that time of the year… When I feel a chill against my rear. The porcelain is unforgiving …
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
So fresh and so clean but that’s about to change… Because I’m about to make the chocolate rain. Storm clouds …
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …