The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
Pure Pooetry
Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Blaster
You know what would be an utter disaster? While driving, unleashing the brown blaster. I’m talking about an explosion of …
Pure Pooetry
Kind of Corny
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …
Pure Pooetry
Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
Pure Pooetry
A Royal Treasure
Before flushing, I couldn’t help but smile. Spying something heaped in a humongous pile. You probably think I mean the …
Pure Pooetry
Whirlpool Fudge Tunnel
There is no toilet I cannot defile. My aftermath will leave no smile. When I unleash the terrible mixture. The …
Pure Pooetry
Pooptillion Creature Feature
A Pooptillion creature from the Fecal Dimension… Was causing my bowels some serious tension! This ancient species’ home is the …
Pure Pooetry
Letting Slip
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
Pure Pooetry
Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
Pure Pooetry
Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
Pure Pooetry
Got The Life
Undigested bits. Float around the toilet bowl. Is this too corny? By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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Brown Eye of The Storm
Brace yourself against the door… Get ready for the brown downpour! This unnatural disaster now unfolds. Power of poop released …
Pure Pooetry
Pile-up on The South Poopway
There was a traffic jam from deep within. A massive pile-up waiting for the fecal bin. No matter how hard …
Pure Pooetry
