Brace yourself against the door…
Get ready for the brown downpour!
This unnatural disaster now unfolds.
Power of poop released tenfold.
It rockets out in a flash flood…
A landslide river of thick mud.
Volumes of fecal gush rapidly.
Spraying everywhere haphazardly.
A speck of yellow quickly flies past.
A corn in the brown stream is cast.
Speeds clocked 250km and above.
Whirlwind farts violently shoved.
A doostructive category 5 hurricane.
And now my butt cheeks are sprained.
This blast measures 5.9 on the rectal scale.
Earth and bowel-shattering, I turn pale.
This brown eye of the storm gives a wink.
Hold your breath, here comes the stink!