A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
Pure Pooetry
Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
Pure Pooetry
Weekend Rumble
After feasting on burgers and tender steak… I sorely needed a bathroom break. My bowels were full and on the …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
Pure Pooetry
Blockage of Cheese
This is quite the difficult poo. All because I forgot to chew. The feta is not easily passed. I should …
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Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Cheese
I feel the sudden southern squeeze. Down below too much cottage cheese. Pumping fists, I drop the load. Hideously birthed …
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Brown Cheese
Squeeze out the brown cheese. Give a sequel if it does please. But I shoulda left it in a ditch. …
Pure Pooetry
