Pure Pooetry
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
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Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
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All Sick Senses: Redux
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
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Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
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At This Moment
At this moment on the toilet, I sit. I grunt and I groan, having a shit fit. Finally the nugget …
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Spikey Little Nugget
This spikey little nugget, on the cusp of it’s debut… Instead of an outing, it’s a stubborn steadfast poo! I’ll …
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From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
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