Grumpy & Chunky Monday
My Monday has started off extremely grumpy, so I better go drop off something that’s extremely lumpy. On the throne …
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The Scent of Obscurity
My day started just like any other. In the loo to birth a brown brother. Afterwards, something was not right. …
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The Great Trevor Endeavour
Trev was in quite a rush. He knew his anus was about to gush. He made it to the stall… …
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Enter The Poo Mutant!
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …
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Mutation Pootation
I reared my ugly butt from the ruins, And smelled the god-awful pooin’s. There has been a nuclear warhead of …
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A Horrible Funk
A horrible funk began to explode… And out from ass, a giant brown chode. My ass has sprung a terrible …
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A Tearful Time
I could feel my deuce pushing through… But boy oh boy, I had to take a poo! I made my …
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The Anticipootion
My sphincter thumped in anticipootion, so running to the loo was my only solution. Fearing a slip I clenched my …
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Beware The Trapdoor
The pressure is building, the time is right. Once I open this, you won’t believe the sight. No way I …
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Terrible Fright
The seat’s already warm as I plant my cheeks. Not a moment too soon as my taint squeaks. A release …
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The Long Fecal Road
I feel so full, so juicy and plump. So I better go and take this dump. My bowels are loaded …
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Battlefield of Brown
This chud is large and takes up much space. The pushes of agony contorts my face. Its chunks are large, …
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All Sick Senses
I have an eye for detail, And a brown eye for fecal. I hear a poop drop a mile away. …
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Toilet Befriended
A little purrrrrt! Before the squirt. It came with such ease there was no hurt. It suddenly ended, the toilet …
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The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
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A Truck Load of Fun
I had to go number two, so I sat on the loo. Then my poo it got stuck, which made …
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Fecal Demise
This turd has met with it’s fecal demise! The pooping was good but the stink I despise! I swear on …
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