A Truck Load of Fun

I had to go number two, so I sat on the loo.

Then my poo it got stuck, which made me rumble like a truck.

My porcelain throne began to wobble, so I planted it and went full throttle.

I managed to go through all the gears, and blasted the obstruction from my rear.

When I was clean I honked the horn, the only thing left was a piece of corn.

Pure Pooetry

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