Scatastrophe
While going on a walk with the dog… A scent breezed by, a hint of bog. Old Rover had released quite …
While going on a walk with the dog… A scent breezed by, a hint of bog. Old Rover had released quite …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Everyone’s angry cos I’ve been farting up a storm. Do I need to take a dump or is this just …
Down south, I’m packing heat. Getting ready to fire from my seat. An itchy trigger to fire the sludge. Gotta …
Laying in wait for the perfect chance… To give you a surprise in your underpants. This ghastly being is known …
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
A trumpeting start… To this huge shart. No, it wasn’t in bed… Nor in your head. It was a loud …
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …