Pure Pooetry
Multitasking Gone Wrong
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
Pure Pooetry
Toilet Talents
The following account is a story that’s true… It all took place while I was on the loo. There were …
Pure Pooetry
Horrific and Hefty
A horrific brewing of enormous scale… The sickness inside had left me pale. The time of departure had arrived. Like …
Pure Pooetry
A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
Pure Pooetry
Poo Battle
I’m in the thick of a poo battle. Brown trophies adorn my mantle. My fallen comrades, beneath me lay. The …
Pure Pooetry
