Minding My Own Business
Here I am minding my own business… When my bowels think it’s Christmas. What’s happening? Is it a party or …
Pure Pooetry
An Unpleasant Outing
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
Pure Pooetry
Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
Pure Pooetry
Three Flushes
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
Pure Pooetry
Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
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Brown Happenstance
Something in that milk tasted funny. Now there’s a rumbling in my tummy. A sudden urgency to locate the latrines. …
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Blockage of Cheese
This is quite the difficult poo. All because I forgot to chew. The feta is not easily passed. I should …
Pure Pooetry
