The One That Got Away
The brown mule was kicking, letting me know… I needed a throne fast so to a throne I did go. …
Mission: Souvlaki
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
The Ice Cold Greeting
In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty… Especially when taking a golden brown roasty. Man, do I …
Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
On The Cusp
On the cusp of all the guests arriving… A brown unloading, I was not desiring. But lo and behold, I …
Saturdays and My Ass
I think I just blew out my anus. With a catastrophic exodus insanous. Three coffees down and my stomach churned. …
Doodoo Destruction
Here’s a tale of doodoo destruction. A time of mega pants eruption. The moment of touchdown, something wasn’t right. The …
Houston, We Have a Pooblem!
Friday work lunch, a burger from heaven. But the aftereffects, got my bowels a revvin’. I got back to the …
