Obnoxious Detox
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
We Need a Plumber
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
The Meatiest Shit
Leaving me now is last night’s dinner. It was a spectacular feast, a real winner. Cooked to perfection, a meaty …
William Taintsmear
Long ago lived William Taintsmear. A master of writing and bringing cheer. He entertained the masses and loved the arts… …
Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
Conceded Defeat
There was a thunderous explosion from my rear. Indicating to me that a deuce was near. So I made my …
Scatastrophic Failure
I’m experiencing unpleasant rectal behaviour. All day long I’ve had scatastrophic failure. Things are exploding out my taint. If they …
