The Places You’ll Go!
Where our precious butts take rest. To perform the duty we like best. Should be pillowed and comfy. And never …
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Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
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Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
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Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
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Where The Sun Don’t Shine
This heinous deed is known by many names. But what it is not, is a fun loving game. For poohaps …
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Simple Wiping Advice
Here’s some simple wiping advice. Don’t use the same toilet paper twice. Once the white has touched the brown. Quickly …
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