No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
Pure Pooetry
The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
Pure Pooetry
Blockage of Brown
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
Pure Pooetry
My Name is Farts Galore
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
Pure Pooetry
Xmas Mess 2016
This Christmas ham has long since expired. Where on Earth was this foul meat acquired? It leaves a stain on …
Pure Pooetry
Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
Pure Pooetry
