Pure Pooetry
Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
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Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
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Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
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The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
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Vicious and Violent
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
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Caca-Curse
It slips and it slops, it’s a tricky greasy plop. It squirts and hurts, this prickly brown dirt. Now I …
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