Fecal Freckles
If your throne is peppered with brown specks… You failed your duty of the loo respect. If a reckless rectal …
Pure Pooetry
A Gentleman…
A gentleman doesn’t flush in the middle of the night. To show he cares he leaves the steaming shite. For …
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Swamp Water
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
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Scrubbing The Poop Deck
The funnel opens and the log departs. Soon there’ll be a brown blood bath. With a plop the mass descends. …
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Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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Brown Splatters
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
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Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
Pure Pooetry
