Pandora’s Butt
You will be amiss. If you take a big sniff. You will feel aghast. Inhaling this blast. And your innards …
Pure Pooetry
Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
Pure Pooetry
End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
Pure Pooetry
Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
Pure Pooetry
Smouldering
Sometimes just for laughs, I perform massive rectal blasts! I muster all the energy I can force, Destroying the bowl …
Pure Pooetry
Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal War is Hell
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
Pure Pooetry
