The Facilities
Every day I’ve a new ache and pain… And every other, a new brown stain. It’s not what I expected …
Pure Pooetry
Someone Didn’t Flush
The last pooper didn’t flush. They left this rancid mush. But this wasn’t their first time. They added another layer of slime. …
Pure Pooetry
The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
Pure Pooetry
A Movement To Get Behind
I’m pooping in a far off distant land… Not the usual throne that I demand. A public pooper is where …
Pure Pooetry
A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
Pure Pooetry
A Stink To End All Stinks
I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …
Pure Pooetry
Retripootion
Someone has been leaving their brown curds. On the walls and floors their smeared turds. A small mountain of monstrosities …
Pure Pooetry
