pong – Pure Pooetry

I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …

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Earlier today I drank milk that was spoiled. I thought “only two days passed” I won’t recoil. But I was …

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A deep long tooting like from an obe… Came from the occupied commode. Hideously wafting outward vile scent. This stench …

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I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …

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Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …

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I thought this one would be short and sweet. Like a Silent But Deadly, but not discreet. However, when I …

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I’m suffering from some constipation. My face is redder than a fire station. I’ve been here far too long… And …

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Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …

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