One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
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The Big Shattering Trouble
Whoever says size does not matter… Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter. I just released a mighty …
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Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
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Toxic Shock
If there’s too much disinfectant in the waters. A splashback can cause stings and slaughters. Your delicate nethers are like …
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Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
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