Heat Seeking Missile
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
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An Evil Presence
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
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Fanning The Flames
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
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Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
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All Sick Senses: Redux
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
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