Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
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Compacted Stool
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
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Rectal Regret
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
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The Seas of Doodoo Dread
Everyone’s angry cos I’ve been farting up a storm. Do I need to take a dump or is this just …
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The Fecal Dungeon of Doom
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
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Converted To Chum
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
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Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
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Avalanche of Brown
A build up of gas brews deep inside. I must quickly vent it from my hide. I take the throne …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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Papa Poosepi and The Morning Glory
You’re in for a treat coz it’s time for a story. About Papa Poosepi and his morning glory. The day …
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The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
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