Caca-Cursed
I awoke to that dreaded feeling. Stomach spun and I was reeling. The inner churn began around 3:30. An AM …
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Dreadful Brown Departure
Dude, I badly need to take a shit. My nostrils currently take the hit. Fart after fart I fear the …
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Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
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Three Flushes
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
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Flash Fecal Flooding
Last night I devoured some delicious pasta. This morn it came back ten times faster. Yes, it was like eating …
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Porcelain Ruined
This once sparkling porcelain is in ruin. Because my butt did a sickly spewin’. I tried hard to hold it …
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Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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Green, Amber, Red, BROWN!
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
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Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
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Fecal War is Hell
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
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