Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
Pure Pooetry
Kitty Litter Pineapple Fritter
I just caught a glimpse of the kitties litter. Their poop glistened like a pineapple fritter. But it certainly didn’t …
Pure Pooetry
Bogus Burger Bog Blowout
My diet lately has been outta whack. This hefty culprit needs to be cut back. I have the epic bacon …
Pure Pooetry
Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
Pure Pooetry
Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
Pure Pooetry
A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
Pure Pooetry
