A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
Oh The Covidity!
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
Beat The Heat
I’m not enjoying this toilet session. It’s causing me fecal depression. Normally I feel sweat running down my crack. But …
Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
Slaughter of The Bowl
After eating some insanely spicy chicken… The insides of my bowels started to thicken. The heat was potent and intense. …
Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
