Meteorite Madness: Redux
There’s a meteorite headed straight for Earth. And it’s got a mighty wide girth. But it’s not the one you’ve …
There’s a meteorite headed straight for Earth. And it’s got a mighty wide girth. But it’s not the one you’ve …
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
With cheeks firmly planted I put pen to paper. It’s time to rhyme about this pooey caper. It’s a special …
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …