Feigned Relief
I grimaced then peaked and felt such relief. Cos prior I’d done what ladies call a queef. I’d feared my undies …
Pure Pooetry
Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
Pure Pooetry
Toxic Shock
If there’s too much disinfectant in the waters. A splashback can cause stings and slaughters. Your delicate nethers are like …
Pure Pooetry
Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
Pure Pooetry
The Wereturd
Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …
Pure Pooetry
To Doo List
Things get quite busy this time of the year. Without time for pooems I shed a brown tear. To keep …
Pure Pooetry
