Heat Seeking Missile
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
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A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
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Big Mistake
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
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The Behind Unwind
The weekend is over and it’s time to unwind. So first thing to do is go plant my behind. I …
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Phantom of The Poopera
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
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Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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