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Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …

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A Dead Man’s Doo

The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …

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It was a percolation like no other. A horrendous smell began to smother. Nostrils flared and stomachs turned. Eyes watered …

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I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …

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I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …

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It’s finally Hump Day, let’s hear a cheer! And now let’s blast brown from our rear! For some reason Wednesday, …

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Leaving me now is last night’s dinner. It was a spectacular feast, a real winner. Cooked to perfection, a meaty …

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