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My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …

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I just took a big, mean, grizzly shit. The kind that never seems to quit. You squeeze and clench and …

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What do you do when you wake in the night… After receiving nature’s call, the call of shite? It’s so comfy …

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Things get quite busy this time of the year. Without time for pooems I shed a brown tear. To keep …

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My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …

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I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …

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That’s what I like… peace and quiet. Now I can start my fecal riot! On the seat I place my …

Pure Pooetry