Innocent Until Poopin’ Guilty
In a dystopian future, farts have been outlawed. But I’m a wind and law breaker and I get a bit …
Pure Pooetry
SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
Pure Pooetry
Slop and Drop
I was on my way to the local shop. When suddenly I had to stop. A voice from within that …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Murky Hell
I actually don’t know what to write anymore. As there is sweat on the seat that I can’t ignore. It’s …
Pure Pooetry
Anoos The Wise
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …
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The Summer’s Doodoo
Lately I’ve been absent from the toilet. The summer temperatures have really spoiled it. It’s just too hot to drop …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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Late Arvo Shit
The late arvo shit is nice, Unless you ate too much spice. It can go really soft and squishy. And …
Pure Pooetry
