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Women complain we often miss.Yet I never felt Posideon’s Kiss. Cos I’m a dead shot, a winning bullseye. I’m a hole …
Women complain we often miss.Yet I never felt Posideon’s Kiss. Cos I’m a dead shot, a winning bullseye. I’m a hole …
The fragrance sprayed totalled thrice. Yet still lingered the unsavoury spice. Nostrils are stung and set ablaze. In frozen state, …
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
I just released a massive deuce. A mushy mound from my caboose. But this wasn’t just any sour mash. It …
It is hereby my duty to uphold the sacred doodie. The ancient tradition of making brown smoothie. But also to …
Marching into the bathroom, delivering the brown gloom, I pull the ripcord on my pants. In my hand the loose …
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
My ass is too big for the seat in this stall. Both my flabby cheeks spill over it all. Precariously …
Rocketing to the loo, I gots to go real bad. My face is so red you’d think I was mad. …
Let’s go for a swirl through time! Just be mindful of the fecal slime. All you need is a few …
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …