Pure Pooetry
Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
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Greasy Caper
Oh the sheer magnitude, of this bog that is quite rude. I raced to plant my hairy cheeks, what was …
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The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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The Pooper’s Groove
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …
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