Compacted Stool
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
Pure Pooetry
Count Dumpula Strikes!
So once again it’s that time of year… The Count searches for the poofect rear. Halloween is upon us, meaning …
Pure Pooetry
Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
Pure Pooetry
Gas Chamber
Naked I stood there in my shower. The water jetting out on high power. It creates copious amounts of hot …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Batter
I may have accidentally spilled my guts. A loose bowel has given me the spluts. I might have an unexpected …
Pure Pooetry
Crappy Klaxon
A bellowing burst of gas suddenly erupts. Rudely into the conversation it interrupts. This blaring klaxon has a deafening echo. …
Pure Pooetry
