Naked I stood there in my shower.
The water jetting out on high power.
It creates copious amounts of hot steam.
The poofect conditions for something unseen.
Habitually I release a simple little fart.
In a puff from my buttocks, it does depart.
But such pootency that it combined with the steam.
Creating a gas chamber of a stink so unclean.
The terrible smell gave me such a sudden shock…
That I accidentally released a dirty brown rock!