Dirty Business
What happened to those things that make blue water? My porcelain struggles with this brown slaughter. I remember once things …
Rectal Riptide Wreck
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
Weekend Rumble
After feasting on burgers and tender steak… I sorely needed a bathroom break. My bowels were full and on the …
We Need a Plumber
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
Onomato-poo-eia: Part 1
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …
Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
