The Scent of Fear
A colossal exodus from my bunghole… In just one go has filled the bowl. But the rancid stink, so rich …
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Poopoo Pizza
What a horrendous pain inside my gut. I ordered pizza but not from The Hut. It kept me awake for …
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Pure Spice Shite
I have a problem, I’m the first to admit this. I’m hooked on chillis that boil the south abyss. I …
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Shattenator 2: Bogment Day
Here’s a tale about some chocolate slurry, which left my ass in quite the hurry. Caffeine was loaded to work …
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Why So Spicy?
Turds are such a wondrous thing. Except after eating chilli when your bunghole stings. You feel the heat all up …
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Crimping The Pickle
Going about my Saturday work… And of course my bunghole had to twerk. This wasn’t the time to be taking …
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