There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
This Shiz Does Not Care
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
The Big Brown Boa
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …
An Overdose of Odour
A deep long tooting like from an obe… Came from the occupied commode. Hideously wafting outward vile scent. This stench …
Cleanup in Aisle Poo
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
The Deviant Culprit
Imagine being imprisoned in a tomb… But it’s more like a stinky toilet room. In this room is the stench …
Winds of Northern Shartness
Once again it’s that time of the year… When I feel a chill against my rear. The porcelain is unforgiving …
Mark of The Pooet
When a stinky poop makes life look bleak. Take a deep breath and turn the other cheek. But if each …
Funky Town
So fresh and so clean but that’s about to change… Because I’m about to make the chocolate rain. Storm clouds …
