Don’t Wipe Back in Anger
I’ve anger in my heart, anger in my bowels. I wiped too hard and released a howl. I’m furious at …
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Brown Happenstance
Something in that milk tasted funny. Now there’s a rumbling in my tummy. A sudden urgency to locate the latrines. …
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Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
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Not Discreet
I thought this one would be short and sweet. Like a Silent But Deadly, but not discreet. However, when I …
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Ready, Aim, Fire!
BLAM! My butt fired like a shotgun blast. Such was the power, I felt aghast. DING! The nuggets ricocheted around …
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Red Rawness
Ouch! My rectum is very sore. He’s been wiped til red and raw. This diet has changed the consistency. Now …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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BBQ From Hell
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …
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A Hard Day’s Bog
That’s what I like… peace and quiet. Now I can start my fecal riot! On the seat I place my …
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