Cthulhu Shit
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
A horrific brewing of enormous scale… The sickness inside had left me pale. The time of departure had arrived. Like …
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …