Can’t Wipe Lefty
As much as I try, and try as I might… I can only ever wipe with my right. A lefty …
Pure Pooetry
Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
Pure Pooetry
Rectaliation
It is hereby my duty to uphold the sacred doodie. The ancient tradition of making brown smoothie. But also to …
Pure Pooetry
Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
Pure Pooetry
Gas Chamber
Naked I stood there in my shower. The water jetting out on high power. It creates copious amounts of hot …
Pure Pooetry
Call The Poolice
Someone has done it yet again. Stained, this porcelain has no friend. It’s criminal to treat a toilet this way. …
Pure Pooetry
