Pure Pooetry
Uncorking The Nugget
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
Pure Pooetry
Converted To Chum
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
Pure Pooetry
Appoociation
This toilet paper is flimsy and weak. But without it, I’d be up shit’s creek. So I appoociate what I’ve …
Pure Pooetry
Pathetic Pooetry No More!
We haven’t penned a rhyme in quite a while. This lack of caca-creativity really isn’t our style. We need to …
Pure Pooetry
Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 2
The evil Dung Stealer stood poised at my door. I got ready to unleash nuggets of mystical lore. How dare …
Pure Pooetry
Jake The Snake
There was a man named Jake. Out his butt crawled a little snake. The snake’s head was clean lopped off. …
Pure Pooetry
