Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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Chemical Warfare
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
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Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
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Bogus Burger Bog Blowout
My diet lately has been outta whack. This hefty culprit needs to be cut back. I have the epic bacon …
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