Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
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A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
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Letting Off Some Steam
It’s high time I let off some steam. Before my jeans burst at the seam. I’m filled with noxious, angry …
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Take A Bow
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
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Brown Dreams
I’ve had a sickly feeling all weekend. A need to regurgitate from my rear end. An unpleasant cloud like a …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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Gas Chamber
Naked I stood there in my shower. The water jetting out on high power. It creates copious amounts of hot …
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After-Grog Bog
That was the cleanest AGB I’ve ever seen. So smooth as it left, no splash no steam. A few moments …
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The Meatiest Shit
Leaving me now is last night’s dinner. It was a spectacular feast, a real winner. Cooked to perfection, a meaty …
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Dingleberried Treasure
The extraction of this fecal lump. Left my rectum in quite a slump. Dragging out the dingleberry slug. It had …
Pure Pooetry
