A Sloppy Cough
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
Pure Pooetry
A Painful Pooting
No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …
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Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
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Brown Splatters
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
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Foul Foretelling
Good old coffee, it keeps me awake. I’m on cup five, here comes the quake. But coffee keeps me fired …
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Set The Scheiße Free
What you and I don’t need. Is we shouldn’t have to plead. With a stubborn rear end. Driving you around …
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