Ghastly Goop
The bowl is a void where no life exists. All that will inhabit, a swirly brown mist. So, behold the …
Pure Pooetry
Firing On All Cylinders!
My ass is firing on all cylinders! Impact is felt by all New Zealanders! This message comes as a stern …
Pure Pooetry
Don’t Let The Bed Sludge Bite
The idea to have dinner late at night… Wasn’t a good one when it was time to shite. I had …
Pure Pooetry
Uncorking The Nugget
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
Pure Pooetry
